#4. Not drinking alcohol and eating nothing but oatmeal and vegetables for a week so you can go crazy on Christmas because you didn’t take back that new dress and you don’t think you can let it out yourself.
Okay, at first you will feel sad but if you remember WHY you are suffering you should feel a bit better.
I like oatmeal with a bit of cayenne pepper and cinnamon. Yes! It’s true. I’m wacky like that!