Apparently they save the pasta making machine for these call backs. OUCH! I said to the lovely technician who was however, NOT MY TYPE, “Geez, don’t you give drugs first?” to which she answered: “Well, we’d have a line up for mamograms if we offered them!”
Everybody thinks they are a clown it seems!
Then I headed off for an ultra sound! (Why I dressed up for this I don’t know!) You spend a good portion of your time with your breasts in somebody’s scrutiny and well, maybe you don’t but I found myself thinking of every boob joke I ever heard.
Here’s the joke I told the technician: Great Granny Judd was a real card. This story happened back in the 60’s. Granny Judd saw that her granddaughter was wearing a see-through top with no bra. Without saying a word, she went back to her room. A short time later she came out wearing a see-through neglige (sp?).
Horrified my young cousin said, “Granny, you can’t go around like that, my date is going to be here any minute!” Granny replied: “If you can show off your rosebuds I can show off my hanging gardens!”
The good news is, it appears “it” was nothing of importance!